the wood panelling on the inside of a funeral hearse looks like screaming faces

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oh ok i remember when i met adam he smelt really nice of man perfume. im dead creepy so i'll ask elly so i can track down a vanian scratch n sniff

omg really. i would love to pin down adam ant and record a scent memory but i hear he’s pretty sneaky these days despite his nympho reputation

when you met dave what did he smell like? did he smell like musty old coffins or jelly babies

OMG realtalk i have a really terrible sense of smell so i couldnt smell a gd thing. this comes in handy when dealing with the deceased at a funeral home, less so when meeting celeb crushes, ask elly

Annie, I understand!!

i ,mglad somebody does

the adverts documentary was so sad

wheever i see dave vanian on the tv i have an utter brain shitstorm basically