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“I once had a girl dump me, and the next morning I woke up with this real sense...”
– Jason Segel has had worst break-ups in the history of the world. (via fuckyeahcaliboys)
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URGENT MESSAGE FROM ACTIVIST IN EGYPT. PLEASE...
la-peque: [via] “To all the people of world” Alicia Ali Marsden To all the people of world The people in Egypt are under governmental siege. Mubarak regime is banning Facebook, Twitter, and all other popular internet sites Now, the internet are completely blocked in Egypt. Tomorrow the government will block the 3 mobile phone network will be completely blocked. And there is news that even the...
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mom, i'm a rudebwoi ragga junglist selecta now
radianthour: an me no fi care pon what you an barry tink, him fi no me real dad
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emmilions asked: hey did yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou know that i love you!!!
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nallo asked: TELL ME A STORY ABOUT SOMETHING REALLY REALLY GREAT AND WONDERFUL THAT RECENTLY HAPPENED TO YOU!!!!
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annie: duuude wtf gross, tv tropes
annie: A rather strange squicky example of indirect sex occurs in John Donne's poem The Flea. A man tries to get his girlfriend in the mood but she's having none of it. He pulls a tick/louse/some bloodsucking insect from his pubic hair and puts to her skin so that it feeds. He then argues that since their bodily fluids have now mixed in the tick it's like they've already had sex, so they might as well do it for real anyway, because it makes no difference. Needless to say, she squashes the tick.
emily: wh..........................
emily: WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
emily: WHY WOULD YOU
emily: SHOW ME THIS
emily: I DONT WANT THIS
emily: IN MY BRAIN
annie: GGHGH TO GET THAT REACTION
emily: DFGHFDKJHGKFDJS DFJKGHLDF I FEEL SO WEIRD
emily: IN EVERY SINGLE PLACE
emily: IM ALL ITCHY NOW AND THIS ISNT GOOD
annie: HEEEEE
annie: I GAVE YOU MY TICK EMILY
annie: WE MIGHT AS WELL BONE
emily: WEUAUUAUUGUGUHGHGHG NO THANKS
emily: BREAKS UP W YOU
emily: RUNS AWAY
annie: TOO LATE
emily: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i dont wanna do the embarrassing stories thing...
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"I received calls from hospitals in Egypt by...
streamsofwikileaks: http://twitter.com/#!/SultanAlQassemi/status/31337367352639488
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gonggone asked: '#slapping my dick on this picture right now'

fucking hell you're a class joker
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